“The Cotton Ball Diet”

So before you go joining the club of of women/teenyboppers out there who think the cotton ball diet is the new way to go (consisting of soaking cotton balls in liquid and eating them to feel full) please remember there are healthy ways to feel full. In fact there are healthy ways to feel full that will actually help you loose weight, opposed to tear your insides to shreds. So as you prepare for the big revealing, please place your bag of cotton balls down or put them back in the appropriate bathroom container. Here it is: Water and Apples. Boom. Its that easy. Apples are filling, due to mainly consisting of Water & Fiber, and Water is filling…because its water. Now don’t get carried away here, I am not saying to live entirely off water and apples, I’m just saying if you have already ate the appropriate amount of calories and vitamins for the day and you have an urge, grab an apple not a shaky handful of cotton balls. 

 

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Squirrel Faces

This old lady and I have been watching these squirrels eat from a bird feeder for months now. They come every day and eat till they look pregnant. I used to think they were so cute (a born animal lover) but then I saw them viciously fighting over some sunflower seeds. Now every time I see them I want to shoot their little squirrel faces off. I can’t help it. They made me this way. They did this by their greed!!!!

 

 

 

 

 

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Ebay & Paypal are Jerks

I am executing my rights for freedom of speech. If I listened in history class I would know what amendment that was, but I didn’t.

So now begins the bitch fest…

I sold an item on Ebay for $99 with $20 shipping charge (which I used all of to ship the item). They let me list for free THEN Ebay took $11 and some change when it sold and Paypal took over $5 when I received funds from the buyer. Im not trying to be a Jew (pardon my french)(and no I’m not slandering the Jewish race, I like Jew, I look like a Jew, and when I was little I wanted to be a Jew) but in all seriousness is it really necessary to charge that much? I mean maybe a couple dollars from Paypal is acceptable because I believe they have buyers protection, but come on Ebay…$11…seriously? Its a tad much don’t you think? PSSSSHHHH BOOOOO Throw some ads up on that bitch to lower your website functioning costs and call it a day. Im down with some ads if its going to save me $11. Shyt

 

So basically after the cost of the item, shipping, ebay charges, and paypal charges I made about $5-$15. Which isn’t bad but if you don’t have a really excellent item in demand Ebay would be a bitch to make money off of.

 

Cussing like a sailor, my appologiezzzz

 

 

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Oil Pulling- the quick breakdown

Oil Pulling

Instructions:

Tablespoon of coconut or sesame oil and swish in mouth for 15-20 minutes. Will mix with saliva. Spit out, do NOT swallow oil.

 

Why:

Supposedly, helps with oral health (cleanliness, enhances whitening, breath..etc..)

As well as headache, hangover, skin issues…etc..

 

 

 

Disclaimer: Consult your Doctor & Dentist before use.

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Clippers Owner Racist Comment

So the old white guy said some offensive things. Its hard to determine, without hearing the tape, whether or not he was mad at his gf for cheating, mad at his gf for sleeping with a black man, mad it was public, or just plain made she is hanging out with black people. Language can be misconstrued in so many directions. Even if we did literally hear the tape, who knows what the deep down meaning of it was.

One of my thoughts on this issue would be: Seeing as his gf is half Black/Mexican perhaps he was hoping she was only into white men. The when he found out she is not he stressed he doesn’t want the public to find out. Because they have a connection it would in a sense make him accepting of “black” people in a sense. And through personal connection (not physically more relationship wise) he would in tern be associated with the black(s). If you can wrap your head around that. Thus he wants his pretty little exotic to stay the pretty little exotic that ONLY appears to like certain races. Even racists can make exceptions. 

I got this from the TMZ website on his actual comments:

– “It bothers me a lot that you want to broadcast that you’re associating with black people. Do you have to?” (3:30) 

— “You can sleep with [black people]. You can bring them in, you can do whatever you want.  The little I ask you is not to promote it on that … and not to bring them to my games.” (5:15)

— “I’m just saying, in your lousy f******* Instagrams, you don’t have to have yourself with, walking with black people.” (7:45)

— “…Don’t put him [Magic] on an Instagram for the world to have to see so they have to call me.  And don’t bring him to my games.” (9:13)

 

He is not telling her not to hang out with them, he is telling her to not let others find out. Its racist yet not racist. Almost 1800’s of him. Very conflicting. Its odd, its like he is worried about his appearance. He is living in the wrong century. Seriously, what does he think people are going to say if they find out wither him or his gf like black people (men)? Like “shame on you for hanging out with such strong, strapping, bronzed young men.” “tiss tiss”? What the Fugh lol

Basically I feel like he is worried about his image. Which is stupid. *Donald Sterling rides off in his horse drawn buggy”

 

 

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Works cited:

http://www.tmz.com/2014/04/26/donald-sterling-clippers-owner-black-people-racist-audio-magic-johnson/

 

 

I cut my fingers off

This is how it went:

10:25pm text messaging my roommate from the room next to her

Me: Hi

Me: Cut my fingers off

Me: need helpggf

Me: Hurrry

me: *Sends picture of scissors*

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*10-15 minutes pass with no rescue from roommate even though I know she got my text because I can see her typing in the message on my phone because my phone is cool*

Finally she yells out of her door to me

Her: “are you okay”

Me: “moan sadley”

Her: “im not joking, should I take you to the hospital?”

Me: *I prepare for her arrival to my room by crumpling up into a ball hiding my hand and holding the scissors in the other hand*

Her: *Walks in my room to save my life and yells at me to show her my hand*

Her: *cusses me out for faking a injury*

Moral of the story:

 

Sometimes you need to test the emergency skills of the people around you. My roommate is a jerk and I would have bled to death by time she got there. 

 

 

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