“The Cotton Ball Diet”

So before you go joining the club of of women/teenyboppers out there who think the cotton ball diet is the new way to go (consisting of soaking cotton balls in liquid and eating them to feel full) please remember there are healthy ways to feel full. In fact there are healthy ways to feel full that will actually help you loose weight, opposed to tear your insides to shreds. So as you prepare for the big revealing, please place your bag of cotton balls down or put them back in the appropriate bathroom container. Here it is: Water and Apples. Boom. Its that easy. Apples are filling, due to mainly consisting of Water & Fiber, and Water is filling…because its water. Now don’t get carried away here, I am not saying to live entirely off water and apples, I’m just saying if you have already ate the appropriate amount of calories and vitamins for the day and you have an urge, grab an apple not a shaky handful of cotton balls. 

 

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Ebay & Paypal are Jerks

I am executing my rights for freedom of speech. If I listened in history class I would know what amendment that was, but I didn’t.

So now begins the bitch fest…

I sold an item on Ebay for $99 with $20 shipping charge (which I used all of to ship the item). They let me list for free THEN Ebay took $11 and some change when it sold and Paypal took over $5 when I received funds from the buyer. Im not trying to be a Jew (pardon my french)(and no I’m not slandering the Jewish race, I like Jew, I look like a Jew, and when I was little I wanted to be a Jew) but in all seriousness is it really necessary to charge that much? I mean maybe a couple dollars from Paypal is acceptable because I believe they have buyers protection, but come on Ebay…$11…seriously? Its a tad much don’t you think? PSSSSHHHH BOOOOO Throw some ads up on that bitch to lower your website functioning costs and call it a day. Im down with some ads if its going to save me $11. Shyt

 

So basically after the cost of the item, shipping, ebay charges, and paypal charges I made about $5-$15. Which isn’t bad but if you don’t have a really excellent item in demand Ebay would be a bitch to make money off of.

 

Cussing like a sailor, my appologiezzzz

 

 

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Clippers Owner Racist Comment

So the old white guy said some offensive things. Its hard to determine, without hearing the tape, whether or not he was mad at his gf for cheating, mad at his gf for sleeping with a black man, mad it was public, or just plain made she is hanging out with black people. Language can be misconstrued in so many directions. Even if we did literally hear the tape, who knows what the deep down meaning of it was.

One of my thoughts on this issue would be: Seeing as his gf is half Black/Mexican perhaps he was hoping she was only into white men. The when he found out she is not he stressed he doesn’t want the public to find out. Because they have a connection it would in a sense make him accepting of “black” people in a sense. And through personal connection (not physically more relationship wise) he would in tern be associated with the black(s). If you can wrap your head around that. Thus he wants his pretty little exotic to stay the pretty little exotic that ONLY appears to like certain races. Even racists can make exceptions. 

I got this from the TMZ website on his actual comments:

– “It bothers me a lot that you want to broadcast that you’re associating with black people. Do you have to?” (3:30) 

— “You can sleep with [black people]. You can bring them in, you can do whatever you want.  The little I ask you is not to promote it on that … and not to bring them to my games.” (5:15)

— “I’m just saying, in your lousy f******* Instagrams, you don’t have to have yourself with, walking with black people.” (7:45)

— “…Don’t put him [Magic] on an Instagram for the world to have to see so they have to call me.  And don’t bring him to my games.” (9:13)

 

He is not telling her not to hang out with them, he is telling her to not let others find out. Its racist yet not racist. Almost 1800’s of him. Very conflicting. Its odd, its like he is worried about his appearance. He is living in the wrong century. Seriously, what does he think people are going to say if they find out wither him or his gf like black people (men)? Like “shame on you for hanging out with such strong, strapping, bronzed young men.” “tiss tiss”? What the Fugh lol

Basically I feel like he is worried about his image. Which is stupid. *Donald Sterling rides off in his horse drawn buggy”

 

 

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Works cited:

http://www.tmz.com/2014/04/26/donald-sterling-clippers-owner-black-people-racist-audio-magic-johnson/

 

 

Small Talk

Im wondering if I’m the only one who doesn’t enjoy small talk.

“how is your day”

“how have you been”

“whats new”

I mean first off who decided it was proper to make small talk? Everybody knows its just for show.

Personally, when I see someone I know I just do a run and hug. Its pretty much exactly how it sounds…I dash up, hug them, and leave. That’s it.

Straight to the point. I mean it really says it all.

And another thing, I can’t stand when people ask me “what have you been up too.” My mind immediately goes blank. So I say your casual “not much.”

Even if my mind didn’t go blank, I hate summarizing my life in a time span of about 30 seconds (after-which people start regretting asking). Honestly, I have so much going on I can’t capture it, and when I don’t have stuff going on its netflix.

Plus talking about accomplishments in such a bland form. It is super boring to me. I would rather be laughing and joking, and if it comes up at some point it comes up.

Especially if you are friends with someone, then they probably already know the important stuff. And if you have not seen someone in a while I would rather be making new memories then talking about bullshit I did when they weren’t around. I’m not looking for glorification, Im just looking for life. To me I will talk about work as I work, and when I play I just want to play. Selling yourself is not becoming. If you are a good worker people will ask for your services, whether you where a T-shirt that promotes it or not.

Basically what Im saying is there are a tone of reasons why small talk makes me uncomfortable. I can’t be the only one?

So lets put a stop to small talk. Everyone grab a friend, hug and release.

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Its not just cheap trick who has a little cheap in them…

I think we all have a little cheap in us. I can’t be the only one.

If it comes to buying something I desire I want the best model. For instance when I bought my mac I wanted the biggest, fastest hard drive (etc). Just in case I become a gamer, a video editor, or design my own website. Although I have done none of  these to the extent that I would need a $2,000 mac, I still bought it by the slight chance I may become/do one of those things. Yes, I edit video’s now, but nothing brilliant. With all that being said, do not be misconstrued, I am no chump. I never buy all the ridiculous add on’s. Unless its a warranty, from good ole best buy. Why you ask? Because I have done the following to my macbook:

  1. I stepped on it when I was sleepy and looking for water
  2. I was walking with pudding, slipped on water, threw my pudding against the wall, and as I fell to the ground I punched my laptop.
  3. Put my finger through the screen because I pick it up that way.
  4. I balance liquid on the base of the mac.  Then I pray my cat doesn’t jump on the bed and tip it over… because I like to live life like its a giant Russian Roulette gun.

 

But then here comes the cheap in me… If someone tells me to buy something, or forces me too, I become super cheap. My wallet (which I do not own) goes from fat to as empty as the gym on sunday’s. Seriously, I will try every way you can think of to get around it. For instance if I have to buy a study book for class, I will literally google & note enough information that I could publish it. Im that determined to not spend $150 on education; I will research all the material I need online until all hours of the night. “Work smarter not harder” in no way applies when it comes to people forcing me to spend money frivolously. HECK NO!

Side Note: I’m pretty sure I am just mad that our education system is set up to rob us instead of to fulfill us. But that is a whole other Vietnam rant. Don’t get me started. I may be in my mid 20’s but I can go Nam’ on the flip of a switch.

 

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My first bloggidy: My Disclaimer

I want to start out my blogging life by confessions. Imagine we are in a church (I love me some church) and its confessional time.

So here it is…

I cannot spell and I have HORRIBLE grammar.

Please do not steal any of my blogs/post/information. They are mine! *holds precious close to her*

Thanks.