Ebay & Paypal are Jerks

I am executing my rights for freedom of speech. If I listened in history class I would know what amendment that was, but I didn’t.

So now begins the bitch fest…

I sold an item on Ebay for $99 with $20 shipping charge (which I used all of to ship the item). They let me list for free THEN Ebay took $11 and some change when it sold and Paypal took over $5 when I received funds from the buyer. Im not trying to be a Jew (pardon my french)(and no I’m not slandering the Jewish race, I like Jew, I look like a Jew, and when I was little I wanted to be a Jew) but in all seriousness is it really necessary to charge that much? I mean maybe a couple dollars from Paypal is acceptable because I believe they have buyers protection, but come on Ebay…$11…seriously? Its a tad much don’t you think? PSSSSHHHH BOOOOO Throw some ads up on that bitch to lower your website functioning costs and call it a day. Im down with some ads if its going to save me $11. Shyt

 

So basically after the cost of the item, shipping, ebay charges, and paypal charges I made about $5-$15. Which isn’t bad but if you don’t have a really excellent item in demand Ebay would be a bitch to make money off of.

 

Cussing like a sailor, my appologiezzzz

 

 

Please don’t steal, take, rob, gather, use, copy my blogs/posts/writings. They are mine.

Perhaps I am a Herm?

So listen….I was at work today standing in the bathroom looking at my tongue when I noticed my secret bone friend had appeared again in my throat. Ever since I was a child I could squish my tongue down against the bottom of my mouth and do a wincing face and then see a bone stick up in the back of my throat. No, it’s not my tonsils. I told the Doctor about it once when I was like 15 and he just looked at me like I was stupid. So I hushed up. Anyway’s, so I am at work taking pictures in the bathroom of the back of my throat while trying to use my flashlight APP when I start to go to panic town.

What is this thing, who is he, why is he back? I finally went outside and asked a retired Nurse I work with what it was. She said “it was my patella…”

I mean I’m pretty sure my patella is in my knee…

Then she says back in the day she saw a bunch of babies with patella bones sticking out of their necks and Doctors had hard times removing them. This old lady nurse literally painted the picture of little babies with patella necks for me… Next thing you know she is telling me about adams apples. She was all “arnt they weird” I nodded yes. But in my head I was all “heck yah they are weird, omg what if that bone is my adams apple and I’m really part boy.”

 

*Starts thinking crazily to herself*

READ: I cannot spell and I’m horrible at grammar. So basically all of the english language is a problem for me. Don’t Judge and don’t steal my content.

 

I mean literally what if I was a hermaphrodite birth and my mom didn’t tell me. Next my mind starts to collect data to back up my accusations. So Here is my proof my mom cute my baby penis off:

1)  I have a scar like mark on my pelvic region

2) I have a twin sister; my mom told me that at in the baby x-ray they couldn’t tell what my sister was. They thought she was a he/she. NOW allow me to ask you this, why would my mother tell me this? Perhaps to get me off the scent that in fact I HAD a little baby penis? Another issue, How did mother know that my sister was the he/she and not me? Did her motherly instinct instantly know that the he/she was going to be her first born child? NO she did not!!!! She is up to something….

3) I have a large structured body for a woman

 

Now I have to deal with the reality that I can never be in the Olympics because it would be cheating, I have to tell my boyfriend he is in love with a man woman, and this explains why I have lesbian tendencies such as wearing button up shirts in the dead of summer. Just great.

 

Ps- I got to google, it’s my epiglottis.