This is how it went:
10:25pm text messaging my roommate from the room next to her
Me: Cut my fingers off
Me: need helpggf
me: *Sends picture of scissors*
*10-15 minutes pass with no rescue from roommate even though I know she got my text because I can see her typing in the message on my phone because my phone is cool*
Finally she yells out of her door to me
Her: “are you okay”
Me: “moan sadley”
Her: “im not joking, should I take you to the hospital?”
Me: *I prepare for her arrival to my room by crumpling up into a ball hiding my hand and holding the scissors in the other hand*
Her: *Walks in my room to save my life and yells at me to show her my hand*
Her: *cusses me out for faking a injury*
Moral of the story:
Sometimes you need to test the emergency skills of the people around you. My roommate is a jerk and I would have bled to death by time she got there.
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